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Capital of Nasty - Volume I, Issue I - The bitch is back! Collective Communist Computing Proletariat, 1996/06/17
Capital of Nasty - Volume I, Issue II - The most beautiful poem by Francesca Antonaci / Blue Dog can Byte / Capital of Nasty PGP key C.C.C.P., 1996/06/24
Capital of Nasty - Volume I, Issue III - POEM: My Heart as punica granatum by Salad37 / HATE: Dismissed in a sentence / LOVE: Jocks VS Nerds / CON : The Third Issue C.C.C.P., 1996/07/01
Capital of Nasty - Volume I, Issue IV - The reason for our delay & "Welcome Aboard" / I hate. I love / The year of the "The Greatest Hardware Equipment Failures" / CON: Issue 4 C.C.C.P., 1996/07/08
Capital of Nasty - Volume I, Issue V - LOVE, HATE: better late then never / CoN: Back on the air / Women, according to Rob W. / Independence Day 4: truly an American tale C.C.C.P., 1996/07/15
Capital of Nasty - Volume I, Issue VI - LETTERS: A word from a reader that wants out / DISCLAIMER: We mean no harm. And a leg / BROWZING THE WEB: By Jacqui (Re|3eL) / CON: Issue VI C.C.C.P., 1996/07/22
Capital of Nasty - Volume I, Issue VII - EDITORIAL: More annoying letters from readers / POEM: Empty Hearts / CoN's Official WebSite! / Il Coglione D'oro / FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! / FASCISTS / Pandora's Box / CoN: Submissions, comments C.C.C.P., 1996/07/29
Capital of Nasty - Volume I, Issue VIII - Beep Beep BEEEP Kaboom KABOOM! / Shall I Compare Thee? by Jason McIsaac / The Meaning of Life by Leandro / How to take over the world with 10 bucks / CON: Okay so we are late C.C.C.P., 1996/08/09
Capital of Nasty - Volume I, Issue IX - Alien Encounter or Natural Human Disorder / How To Terrorize An Ice Cream Parlor / Colin's quicks / Closing statement C.C.C.P., 1996/08/18
Capital of Nasty - Volume I, Issue X - One of my fantasies by Colin Barrett / This man must've no life / The Golden Testicle Award winner / We are not really dead just yet C.C.C.P., 1996/08/30
Capital of Nasty - Volume I, Issue XI - More thoughts to ponder / "Let's say that..." / Project: Build your own A-Bomb / "Which way do I go?" C.C.C.P., 1996/09/05
Capital of Nasty - Volume I, Issue XII - The truth about women / Death by Silicon Phrost (Banthis) / A lesson about life by Peter Sprokkelenburg / Yet another issue C.C.C.P., 1996/09/08
Capital of Nasty - Volume I, Issue XIII - Easy, Hard / Melissa & Julie / Don't laugh. This is offensive / Introducing the Goodmorning Mailing List / General Closing Information C.C.C.P., 1996/09/16
Capital of Nasty - Volume I, Issue XIV - Gard's laws on love / DUMPED: A survival guide / 10 Things That Never Happen on Star Trek / Hurry Burry, spoils the curry C.C.C.P., 1996/09/24
Capital of Nasty - Volume I, Issue XV - Readers and abortion / Golden Roach Award / Men-Women relationships / A moon with a star C.C.C.P., 1996/09/29
Capital of Nasty - Volume I, Issue XVI - Readers and abortion / Colin's Quicks / Women according to a woman / What, me worry? C.C.C.P., 1996/10/07
Capital of Nasty - Volume I, Issue XVII - Readers and abortion / What, me worry? (Errata Corrige) by Jason MacIsaac / A moon with a star - part deux / ATHOS C.C.C.P., 1996/10/14
Capital of Nasty - Volume I, Issue XVIII - Readers' letters / HOW DO YOU READ CoN? by Suzanne Schumacher / Emmet's drink (a no frill's story) / Think, MacGyver! C.C.C.P., 1996/10/21
Capital of Nasty - Volume I, Issue XIX - Readers' letters / Those special Church ladies / Think McGyver! C.C.C.P., 1996/10/28
Capital of Nasty - Volume I, Issue XX - "Do you think you're smart?" / One in a million... / The flower of Sheba / Macarena Translated C.C.C.P., 1996/11/04
Capital of Nasty - Volume I, Issue XXI - Reader's Letters / The meaning of life, 42, a quarter and the Creamery Support Room / Friends / A personal response C.C.C.P., 1996/11/11
Capital of Nasty - Volume I, Issue XXII - How do you read CoN? / There's A Hole in the Space/Time Continuum / There is no Hope / Platonic Friendships - A foolproof guide C.C.C.P., 1996/11/18
Capital of Nasty - Volume I, Issue XXIII - Readers' Letters / Thank God for Microsoft / It's one of those stories / Snow C.C.C.P., 1996/11/25
Capital of Nasty - Volume I, Issue XXIV - Readers' Letters / Ten Marketer's Golden Rules / The "SENSE" / The meaning of life C.C.C.P., 1996/12/02
Capital of Nasty - Volume I, Issue XXV - Poems / Squash / It must be the weather / rec.music.white-power C.C.C.P., 1996/12/09
Capital of Nasty - Volume I, Issue XXVI - Readers' Letters / Spontaneously Combusted Literature / In Computers I trust / Yearbook Special C.C.C.P., 1996/12/16
Capital of Nasty - Volume I, Issue XXVII - Christmas Propaganda / You are getting married. Tomorrow / Memoirs of Physics / A Plan for the Improvement of English Spelling C.C.C.P., 1996/12/23
Capital of Nasty - Volume II, Issue I - Welcome back / Top Ten Episodes With Vile "Q" Puns Just Waiting to Happen / Mars Attacks! / Cybersex C.C.C.P., 1997/01/06
Capital of Nasty - Volume II, Issue 2 - The Electronic Media Competition / Paper, Prophets and Propaganda / Pick up lines / MAKE MONEY FAST! C.C.C.P., 1997/01/13
Capital of Nasty - Volume II, Issue 3 - Reader's Letters / News Peak / Girlfriends / Review -Bruce Jenner's World Class Decathlon C.C.C.P., 1997/01/20
Capital of Nasty - Volume II, Issue 4 - Internex Offline / AOHell / hearthacke / Hacker Barbie C.C.C.P., 1997/01/27
Capital of Nasty - Volume II, Issue 5 - Wired Women on the Bus / VIRUS ALERT!!!! / Scooby Doo stuff C.C.C.P., 1997/02/03
Capital of Nasty - Volume II, Issue 6 - The Names of our Institutions / life is so strange / Junk e-mail / Internet News C.C.C.P., 1997/02/10
Capital of Nasty - Volume II, Issue 7 - Paper, Prophets and Propaganda / our darkest future / I want money / For General Distro C.C.C.P., 1997/02/17
Capital of Nasty - Volume II, Issue 8 - How *NOT* To Be a Newbie / A Brief Section of Events / Top Five Extremely Rude Things Heard In Star Wars / College entrance exam - Rugby player version C.C.C.P., 1997/02/24
Capital of Nasty - Volume II, Issue 9 - Reader's Letters / Rough day at no frills / Socialism & Communism / Men's 41 rules for women C.C.C.P., 1997/03/03
Capital of Nasty - Volume II, Issue 10 - Readers' Letters / So, you want to write your own e-zine... / Laugh it up, fuzzball / Barney the Dinosaur (for AD&D) C.C.C.P., 1997/03/10
Capital of Nasty - Volume II, Issue 11 - GM Announces Airbag Contest / Positive Anarchy / Scenes That Could Have Gone Differently / Temperature of Hell / I give up !!!! Microsoft all is forgiven C.C.C.P., 1997/03/17
Capital of Nasty - Volume II, Issue 12 - Readers' Letters / What happened to the ARPANET? / Deceive Me / Possible Microsoft Releases C.C.C.P., 1997/03/25
Capital of Nasty - Volume II, Issue 13 - Readers' Letters / News bites from the Future / things that make no sense / One new distribution list / 41 Things I Learned From ID4 That I Never Knew Before / Sun Dance C.C.C.P., 1997/03/31
Capital of Nasty - Volume II, Issue 14 - Readers' Letters / Reader's Poll / Cows from Heaven? / Daylight Time Savings C.C.C.P., 1997/04/07
Capital of Nasty - Volume II, Issue 15 - Transit Tales / Anatomy of a bad movie / Reader's Pool: results / Top 10 Best (Worst) Ways to Kill Wesley Crusher C.C.C.P., 1997/04/14
Capital of Nasty - Volume II, Issue 16 - Job Security / Essay on the Anglais Language / POEM: Jealousy / the usual ranting C.C.C.P., 1997/04/21
Capital of Nasty - Volume II, Issue 17 - Readers' Letters / High School Reunion / Marvelous: Anarchia in the Cheap Coffee Shop / Explicit Language C.C.C.P., 1997/04/29
Capital of Nasty - Volume II, Issue 18 - Readers' Letters / The Naked Man C.C.C.P., 1997/05/04
Capital of Nasty - Volume II, Issue 19 [censored] - Readers' Letters / GamesPhobia: SPECIAL / BK WARS: Episode IV -The Restroom of Doom / Organic Wars C.C.C.P., 1997/05/12
Capital of Nasty - Volume II, Issue 19 [uncensored] - Readers' Letters / GamesPhobia: SPECIAL / BK WARS: Episode IV -The Restroom of Doom / Organic Wars C.C.C.P., 1997/05/12
Capital of Nasty - Volume II, Issue 20 - Readers' Letters - Uncesored Edition / Movie Night in Canada / My (Portable) Pet Monster / Scary things found on the paper C.C.C.P., 1997/05/19
Capital of Nasty - Volume II, Issue 21 - Readers' Letters / POEM: Alone / Do you really think that ICQ is better than IRC? / Pondering about life C.C.C.P., 1997/05/26
Capital of Nasty - Volume II, Issue 22 - Readers' Letters / Anti-Spamming Bills introduced in Congress / Jason ruins scientific progress / The Duck World: Jurassic Pond / 50 movies with goats in them C.C.C.P., 1997/06/02
Capital of Nasty - Volume II, Issue 23 - Readers' Letters / REVIEWS: Can't stop the music / Life through the eyes of IMPROV / 30 PC GAMES WITH GOATS IN THEM C.C.C.P., 1997/06/09
Capital of Nasty - Volume II, Issue 24 - Readers' Letters / Where We Really Stand / Con Air review / Editorial Rambling C.C.C.P., 1997/06/16
Capital of Nasty - Volume II, Issue 25 - Reader's Letters / Everything You Didn't Want To Know About Internet / Hacker Vows 'Terror' for Child Pornographers / Washroom graffiti C.C.C.P., 1997/06/23
Capital of Nasty - Volume II, Issue 26 - no frills at the end of the Universe / Review: Batman & Robin / Hercules: not a movie review / Broadcasting Verses Cybercasting C.C.C.P., 1997/06/30
Capital of Nasty - Volume II, Issue 27 - Greetings / How to Piss Me Off / My girlfriend is a cow / Review: Men in Black C.C.C.P., 1997/07/07
Capital of Nasty - Volume II, Issue 28 - Readers' Letters / Bras / Revenge: a tutorial / POEM: Choke C.C.C.P., 1997/07/14
Capital of Nasty - Volume II, Issue 29 - Editorial / LUV / Burnin' Barney / REVIEWS: Face-Off C.C.C.P., 1997/07/21
Capital of Nasty - Volume II, Issue 30 - Montreal and back: my little adventure / NOSMOKE.EXE / POEM: Hope / The CoN Movie Review: Contact C.C.C.P., 1997/07/28
Capital of Nasty - Volume II, Issue 31 - Readers' Letters / Why women are always late / Marketing slogans screw up C.C.C.P., 1997/08/04
Capital of Nasty - Volume II, Issue 32 - Voice mail hell / Monty Haul Gamemasters - A dangerous epidemic / Newsbits / The CoN Movie Review: George of the Jungle / A Simple Wish C.C.C.P., 1997/08/11
Capital of Nasty - Volume II, Issue 33 - Weird and Wonderful Webfrights on the InterNUT / Street guy / "Film Reviews" / The CoN movie review: SPAWN C.C.C.P., 1997/08/18
Capital of Nasty - Volume II, Issue 34 - Editorial / Jacking in from the "Slam the Spam" Port C.C.C.P., 1997/08/25
Capital of Nasty - Volume II, Issue 35 - The Grim Factoids / Law School Welcome / Random thoughts / A new look at spam C.C.C.P., 1997/09/01
Capital of Nasty - Volume II, Issue 36 - Editorial / Almost barred on Barf / CoN Eireann / Privacy on the Internet / Diana C.C.C.P., 1997/09/15
Capital of Nasty - Volume II, Issue 37 - Editorial / Asian Flicks / What I understood of an Indian movie / Observations on the Box Citizen Ruth Came In / Book of Profound Things C.C.C.P., 1997/09/29
Capital of Nasty - Volume II, Issue 38 - Editorial / Cereal Killer: The Dog-Eat-Dog World of Cereal Mascots / not to trust is better / Reasons Why Your Personal Website Bites / Arranged marriages C.C.C.P., 1997/10/13
Capital of Nasty - Volume II, Issue 39 - Editorial / Failing relationships / Working in an office: a survival guide (kinda) / why icq is the devil / ten things to do with half a wheel-trim C.C.C.P., 1997/10/27
Capital of Nasty - Volume II, Issue 40 - Editorial / Life and Death / Mussolini's Tomb / Starship Troopers / Articular Properties C.C.C.P., 1997/11/10
Capital of Nasty - Volume II, Issue 41 - Editorial / A Free-Form Treatise on Pizza / Review: Devil's Advocate / Obsession / Michael Row C.C.C.P., 1997/11/24
Capital of Nasty - Volume II, Issue 42 - Editorial / Isn't it cute? / Review: Alien Resurrection / Predictions for the future C.C.C.P., 1997/12/10
Capital of Nasty - Volume III, Issue I - Editorial / The Events of '97 / "I have this on a poster on my wall" / Happy Non Denominational Holidays!! / McAfee-Question : Is Windows a virus? C.C.C.P., 1998/01/12
Capital of Nasty - Volume III, Issue 2 - Editorial / Birthdays, Greek food and other strange stories / Weird sex laws / POEM: Tempo for tears (In Stereo) / Bill Gates and IE C.C.C.P., 1998/01/26
Capital of Nasty - Volume III, Issue 3 - Lairotide / Parents / Lilith DemHareIs Takes Over The World / Bipoetic Senses / Top 10 Cartoon Drug Users C.C.C.P., 1998/02/09
Capital of Nasty - Volume III, Issue 4 - Editorial / Titanic / Slack, the final frontier..... / Fallen / The meaning of Life C.C.C.P., 1998/02/23
Capital of Nasty - Volume III, Issue 5 - Titanic and letters / Clinton / Poetry for Two Voices / The Millennium 'Experience' / C++ is a waste of time C.C.C.P., 1998/03/09
Capital of Nasty - Volume III, Issue 6 - Editorial / Unsubtle Ads / A Shorter, Harsher Titanic / Just be yourself / Your ex-girlfriend: a survival guide C.C.C.P., 1998/03/23
Capital of Nasty - Volume III, Issue 7 - Editorial / Your Life is Void / Death / The Last Dinosaur C.C.C.P., 1998/04/06
Capital of Nasty - Volume III, Issue 8 - Editorial / Political Correctness / The Spice Girls are brilliant / PURSUING MOODS to Tracey Hilkey / Is your fly open? C.C.C.P., 1998/04/20
Capital of Nasty - Volume III, Issue 9 - Editorial / "Just One Brain Cell is All We Ask" / It's a Windows World / Nike's Poetry Slam C.C.C.P., 1998/05/12
Capital of Nasty - Volume III, Issue 10 - Editorial / How to get rid of a body / The Gospel According to Some Guy I Met on the Bus / Emilio Juarez Di C.C.C.P., 1998/05/26
Capital of Nasty - Volume III, Issue 11 - Another boring Editorial / Flopzilla, Godzilla / IMPROV's short and sweet / Fear / The Stench C.C.C.P., 1998/06/08
Capital of Nasty - Volume III, Issue 12 - Editorial / The Infamous Condom Incident / Condoms / The Touch of a Master / Truth or Dare C.C.C.P., 1998/06/22
Capital of Nasty - Volume III, Issue 13 - Editorial / The Best Jobs / The Porn Store FAQ / Whooosh C.C.C.P., 1998/07/06
Capital of Nasty - Volume III, Issue 14 - Editorial / A Catalog of Grocery Customer Species / You're a FUNNY GUY, Now Shut the Fuck Up / Urine Smell / Hate me C.C.C.P., 1998/08/06
Capital of Nasty - Volume III, Issue 15 - Editorial / Why guys don't call... / Calculated Risks / Best Kind of Wonderful / The EX / The Conspiracy Behind Girlfriends C.C.C.P., 1998/08/24
Capital of Nasty - Volume III, Issue 16 - Editorial / You're a FUNNY GUY, Now Shut the Fuck Up Part II / GOD / no frills of our lives part 2 / Movies C.C.C.P., 1998/10/05
Capital of Nasty - Volume III, Issue 17 - Editorial letters / The "Cram-ation" / "Turkey Toss" / I Dropped My Pen...Time for a Killing Spree / School C.C.C.P., 1998/10/19
Capital of Nasty - Volume III, Issue 18 - Editorial / Random Reminisces of Radio and Television / Film & TV / Chain letter / This issue, at the movies... C.C.C.P., 1998/11/02
Capital of Nasty - Volume III, Issue 19 - Editorial / Would You Date Yourself If You Were Gay? / AOL / Gays / "Speaking of pounding ass, here comes Stan's little homo dog." / CoN at the movies C.C.C.P., 1998/11/16
Capital of Nasty - Volume III, Issue 20 - Editorial / "I met my father for the first time today" / Short Clip Scripts / love and work C.C.C.P., 1998/12/02
Capital of Nasty - Volume III, Issue 21 - Editorial / IMPROV Baby! / Top 10 things about e-mail, that suck (in no particular order) / Useless shit on the Internet / Movie Suggestions by Jeff Wright / The Search for Mr. Muggs / Star Trek: Insurrection C.C.C.P., 1998/12/14
Capital of Nasty - Volume III, Issue 22 - Editorial / Uniforms / God, Religion & All That Crap / Where are you going after your passing? / CoN at the Movies C.C.C.P., 1998/12/31
Capital of Nasty - Volume IV, Issue 1 - Editorial / Y1.999K Problems / Regular customers / How to avoid jury duty / Malls C.C.C.P., 1999/01/11
Capital of Nasty - Volume IV, Issue 2 - Editorial / Public Washrooms / Gretchen's Rhapsody / Random tales from the Restrooms / Restroom Etiquette / Prince of Egypt / The Golden Globes (and who's going to Hell follow-up) C.C.C.P., 1999/01/26
Capital of Nasty - Volume IV, Issue 3 - Editorial / The Meaning of Life / Jason's Republic: Nearly Ten Minutes of Philosophical Training / On the Eve of Tomorrow / Duckism C.C.C.P., 1999/02/08
Capital of Nasty - Volume IV, Issue 4 - Editorial / Marx, Engels, Trotsky, and Tinky Winky / Anal-retentive Stuck-up Pedantic Uncut Mothers / The Kingdom / Ahi, Rama / "The Inevitable Boss" C.C.C.P., 1999/02/24
Capital of Nasty - Volume IV, Issue 5 - Editorial / Cannibalism, Roman Catholicism, and Mr. Potato Head / "Dear Mr. xxxxx" / Depression / When things are going just TOO well / Reasons to look FORWARD to depression C.C.C.P., 1999/03/15
Capital of Nasty - Volume IV, Issue 6 - Editorial / Top 10 Reasons Men Are Scum / DirtyGirl on Quizmaster / Ugly Breasts / Men? MEN? I need no stinkin' men! / Matrix / Squeals on Wheels C.C.C.P., 1999/04/01
Capital of Nasty - Volume IV, Issue 7 - Editorial / The War Against Stupidity / Happy Easter-Unless You're a Chocolate Bunny / Stupidity = Funidity / Stupid Society / Ranting in my soap-box C.C.C.P., 1999/04/12
Capital of Nasty - Volume IV, Issue 8 - Editorial / Doctor Strangework / How May I Help You? Or The Day the Information Booth Exploded / Higher Education (My Ass) / Die Motherfucker Die! C.C.C.P., 1999/04/29
Capital of Nasty - Volume IV, Issue 9 - Editorial / Good Seats / The Phantom Menace(SPOILERS) / Looking for Replacements? (God in the 21st Century) / The Real World / Striped stockings saved my life! C.C.C.P., 1999/05/26
Capital of Nasty - Volume IV, Issue 10 - Editorial / Personal Life Management (Can Lick My Nutsack) / Austin Powers 2: The Wrath Of Khan / Balancing on the wheel: Misadventures of a Strange Kind / My ramblings C.C.C.P., 1999/06/23
Capital of Nasty - Volume IV, Issue 11 - Editorial / Reading the (Obscene) Handwriting on the Wall / You don't eat, or sleep, or mow the lawn... / Squishy, bunchy, and having the time of their lives C.C.C.P., 1999/07/19
Capital of Nasty - Volume IV, Issue 12 - Editorial / Vandalism by the Book / Welcome to College (or "Higher Education, my arse") / CoN at the movies C.C.C.P., 1999/08/17
Capital of Nasty - Volume IV, Issue 13 - Editorial / ...and other stories that should be true / Grimm Trickbabies: The Films of Matthew Bright / CyberTalk C.C.C.P., 1999/09/13
Capital of Nasty - Volume IV, Issue 14 - Editorial / One Stalker's Film Festival Experience / Pickles and icecream: The Daily Journal of a Pregnasaurus / CoN at the movies / Ask Alex C.C.C.P., 1999/09/27
Capital of Nasty - Volume IV, Issue 15 - Editorial / In Defence of Ugliness / Hey Kids! Smoking is Good For You! / Breaking the 1st and 2nd Rules of Fight Club / IMPROV actually writes something! C.C.C.P., 1999/10/18
Capital of Nasty - Volume IV, Issue 16 - Editorial / The Least Powerful People in Hollywood / Dogmatic Raw / Drug Underdose / Anime sucks! C.C.C.P., 1999/11/17
Capital of Nasty - Volume IV, Issue 17 - Editorial / Legal Hog Calling / Job Interviews / Who did you talk to? / BOFH / Poem: Damn you C.C.C.P., 1999/11/29
Capital of Nasty - Volume IV, Issue 18 - Editorial / I'm Somebody's Evil Twin / Mike Harris built my hotrod / Stuck on North Campus / In Da Mu'fuckin Movie House!!!!!! C.C.C.P., 1999/12/17
Capital of Nasty - Volume V, Issue 1 - Editorial / Smoking Can Kill You / My Favourite Films Of 1999 / New Year / Carpe fucken' diem C.C.C.P., 2000/01/01
Capital of Nasty - Volume V, Issue 2 - Editorial / The Car Alarm / What's Worse Than Eating A Shit Sandwich? / Does Someone Smell a Rat? / Sex is not what everyone brags about C.C.C.P., 2000/01/28
Capital of Nasty - Volume V, Issue 3 - Editorial / Never on Video / Roommates: Identifying the Species / Love Cats / Kinky Sex With Minnie Driver C.C.C.P., 2000/02/28
Capital of Nasty - Volume V, Issue 4 - Editorial / Fear / Better Education Through Chemistry / Blah-biddy, Blah, Blah / Learn to save money fast with our $150 book! C.C.C.P., 2000/03/20
Capital of Nasty - Volume V, Issue 5 - Editorial / Rock is Dead / God is in the Elevator... / CoN at the Movies / Motto C.C.C.P., 2000/04/24
Capital of Nasty - Volume V, Issue 6 - Editorial / The Artistes vs. The Nice Guys / Not Just a Client / Ramblings of a Film Obsessed Retard / The Wired World C.C.C.P., 2000/05/15
Capital of Nasty - Volume V, Issue 7 - Editorial / Domesticated / Searching for Rikki Rockett / Romance / This, That, Your Momma's Fat C.C.C.P., 2000/06/08
Capital of Nasty - Volume V, Issue 8 - Editorial / I Write Therefore I Am / Shaft One Bad Mother... / I want my MPFree / Big Green Coffee C.C.C.P., 2000/06/26
Capital of Nasty - Volume V, Issue 9 - Editorial / Homeless / Shite, Shite, Shite! / Ruining Boba Fett / I've Been Poisoned C.C.C.P., 2000/07/24
Capital of Nasty - Volume V, Issue 10 - Editorial / Writing About Writing, Which I Never Do / von Trier Again / How to insult foreign netizens C.C.C.P., 2000/08/14
Capital of Nasty - Volume V, Issue 11 - Editorial / Crack Manual / Cat Acne / The fun and joy of cultural diversity / We all drown in a Russian submarine C.C.C.P., 2000/09/12
Capital of Nasty - Volume V, Issue 12 - Editorial / Being Misquoted / The Bastard Assistant Editor From Hell / The Toronto International Film Festival Report C.C.C.P., 2000/09/25
Capital of Nasty - Volume V, Issue 13 - Editorial / Closing Time Bloody Closing Time / EuroTrash Diary / The Colour of Culture / Stress, diarrhoea and other stuff you shouldn't read about C.C.C.P., 2000/10/27
Capital of Nasty - Volume V, Issue 14 - Editorial / Death isn't funny / Brilliant Solutions / Internet Killed the Video Star / 11 Noises My Roommate Makes C.C.C.P., 2000/12/04
Capital of Nasty - Volume V, Issue 15 - Editorial / Rants from the waiting room / CoN Goes to the Movies / Noodles / The war on drugs C.C.C.P., 2000/12/28
Capital of Nasty - Volume VI, Issue 1 - Editorial / Fun With Nike / TV Sucks / Happy Birthday Bonzo / The Journal of a Smell C.C.C.P., 2001/02/19
Capital of Nasty - Volume VI, Issue 2 - Editorial / Waited tables in a deli/restaurant / A Nice Pair: Two Stories from the World of Lingerie / Go Rent Some Tsui Hark Films / Fantasy C.C.C.P., 2001/04/23
Capital of Nasty - Volume VI, Issue 3 - Editorial / Pelicans / Ran graveyard shift at a satellite relay radio station / At the Movies with CoN / A modest proposal C.C.C.P., 2001/05/04
Capital of Nasty - Volume VI, Issue 4 - Editorial / Rolo:1:1 / Worked in a Photomat / CoN Goes to the Movies / 3 Poems C.C.C.P., 2001/06/04
Capital of Nasty - Volume VI, Issue 5 - Editorial / Two and a half days of Greyhound / Graduation Party / CoN at the Movies C.C.C.P., 2001/06/18
Capital of Nasty - Volume VI, Issue 6 - Editorial / Socio-Political Themes in The Smurfs / Took and developed "old time" sepia photos of tourists on Cannery Row C.C.C.P., 2001/07/09
Capital of Nasty - Volume VI, Issue 7 - Editorial / I Nerdicus / CoN at the Movies / I've Never Seen Anything Like This C.C.C.P., 2001/09/24
Capital of Nasty - Volume VI, Issue 8 - Editorial / Vera / CoN at the Movies / WinXP C.C.C.P., 2001/10/29
Capital of Nasty - Volume VI, Issue 9 - Editorial / The Man They Couldn't Hang / CoN @ ze Moviez / Jobs come and go C.C.C.P., 2001/11/19
Capital of Nasty - Volume VI, Issue 10 - Editorial / In the Name of the Moon, This Show Will Punish Me / Pretty Yellow Fender Amp / McDonalds from a Sociological Perspective C.C.C.P., 2001/12/09
Capital of Nasty - Volume VI, Issue 11 - Editorial / One Flush Later / The Unisex Bathroom / CoN @ Zee Cinema / Bah, so this is Christmas... C.C.C.P., 2001/12/24
Capital of Nasty - Volume VII, Issue 1 - Editorial / More Than Meets the Eye / The End of My First Cyberlove / CoN at the Movies / Made bagel sandwiches C.C.C.P., 2002/01/16
Capital of Nasty - Volume VII, Issue 2 - Editorial / The Silence of the "G"s / PLANTS MATTER: Stop The Killing Now / Worked in a state park cafeteria line / CoN (not) at the Movies C.C.C.P., 2002/01/29
Capital of Nasty - Volume VII, Issue 3 - Editorial / What the Media Aren't Telling You about the War on Terrorism / Federal Reserve Fan-Fiction / Fish-processing in Alaska / Livin' in by Regent Park and how to Dodge Bullets C.C.C.P., 2002/02/11
Capital of Nasty - Volume VII, Issue 4 - Editorial / Searching For Small / CoN at the Movies / Ride the Reverend / 'Troublemakers' by Harlan Ellison C.C.C.P., 2002/02/16
Capital of Nasty - Volume VII, Issue 5 - Editorial / The last (half) straw / A WASP Speaks / CoN at the Movies / Hurricanes and Hand Grenades C.C.C.P., 2002/03/12
Capital of Nasty - Volume VII, Issue 6 - Editorial / The Half-Life of Lying: A Protest C.C.C.P., 2002/03/25
Capital of Nasty - Volume VII, Issue 7 - Editorial / The Revival of a Nation / Drama is life with all the boring bits cut out / Never go "On the make" C.C.C.P., 2002/04/08
Capital of Nasty - Volume VII, Issue 8 - Editorial / You're a FUNNY GUY Now Shut the Fuck Up Part 3 / Kid's Corner / George W. Bush's "Evil Empire" / Coffee Tip C.C.C.P., 2002/04/23
Capital of Nasty - Volume VII, Issue 9 - Where Are We Going... / Nice Guys Finish Last / Tainted / 'American Gods' by Neil Gaiman / When Community Coffee Turns Corporate C.C.C.P., 2002/05/13
Capital of Nasty - Volume VII, Issue 10 - Editorial / The Windows of Apathy / The Thunderthief / How to Drive Home Drunk / Writings on the Bathroom Wall C.C.C.P., 2002/06/24
Capital of Nasty - Volume VII, Issue 11 - Being Here / Night of the Living Bored / The Joy of Fanatical Canvassing / Cellular Immobility / How do I Lose Weight? C.C.C.P., 2002/07/23
Capital of Nasty - Volume VII, Issue 12 - Kid's Corner: Politicians / Music by Light / The Unknown Reader / The Poverty Game C.C.C.P., 2002/08/30
Capital of Nasty - Volume VII, Issue 13 - Why I Hate Computers / I Copied a File / The Human Dishwasher / The Man Who Never Was / 'Smoke and Mirrors' by Neil Gaiman C.C.C.P., 2002/09/23
Capital of Nasty - Volume VII, Issue 14 - Democracy is Bad for Business / Life in the Collector Lane: The Roommate / CoN @ the Movies / Lake Roommate / Cabbage Patch Clerk C.C.C.P., 2002/10/28
Capital of Nasty - Volume VII, Issue 15 - Drive Thru Etiquette / Procrastination 101 / How a Good Idea Devalued us All / Diary of a Mad Security Guard / Lettuce Whore C.C.C.P., 2002/11/19
Capital of Nasty - Volume VII, Issue 16 - How to Write Like a Fucking Idiot / In Google we Lust / The Little Mouth of Horrors / Who Shot John F. Kennedy? C.C.C.P., 2002/12/31
Capital of Nasty - Volume VIII, Issue 1 - Newbie Evolution / MBA: A License to Steal / You Ask, We Answer / Corporate Colours / How To Get Rich C.C.C.P., 2003/01/29
Capital of Nasty - Volume VIII, Issue 2 - The Thankless Job of World Domination / If You're Happy And You Know It, Bomb Iraq. / { } / The dangers of poorly trained humans / Surf Director C.C.C.P., 2003/02/17
Capital of Nasty - Volume VIII, Issue 3 - Stupid Things to Say to the Broken Hearted / What we are / Owning a Car Ain't What It Used to Be / The reality of breakups / al-Qaidaville C.C.C.P., 2003/03/03
Capital of Nasty - Volume VIII, Issue 4 - Bad Historical Comparisons and What Iraq is really about / A gift, not a right / Giving Birth Isn't as Bad as Everyone Says It Is / Letter From a Fed Up Computer Consultant / Put on an happy face C.C.C.P., 2003/03/24
Capital of Nasty - Volume VIII, Issue 5 - Smart Guys Let Girls Buy Their Own Drinks / A love letter to my fellow Americans / The girl who cried Webmaster / Don't Drive with a Broken Heart / "Observation Deck" C.C.C.P., 2003/04/14
Capital of Nasty - Volume VIII, Issue 6 - Bureaucracy / Reflective Practice / Anti-anti-Americans / How the UN made itself redundant and what to do about it / Ministry of Public Safety and Anal Retention C.C.C.P., 2003/05/17
Capital of Nasty - Volume VIII, Issue 7 - Cement: It Keeps You Hard / The Disease / Computer Backup / How to look busy and still do nothing / Longing for Blueberry Hill C.C.C.P., 2003/06/02
Capital of Nasty - Volume VIII, Issue 8 - Things I learned from watching Irreversible / The joys of Commercial Transport / Death To Irony / Bring Out Your Dead / I Earn More Money Than You, Little Boy. C.C.C.P., 2003/06/23
Capital of Nasty - Volume VIII, Issue 9 - The Sociology of the Breakup / Canadian Tired / How to save the earth / Understanding the AOL Jargon / 0n1y 7h3 1337 m4y 3n73|2 C.C.C.P., 2003/07/14
Capital of Nasty - Volume VIII, Issue 10 - Editorial / Moby Dick / People I Dislike / Why I hate being Fourteen / Enlightenment of the Grocery Kind C.C.C.P., 2003/07/29
Capital of Nasty - Volume VIII, Issue 11 - From Ontario to Michigan, in 50 easy steps / The League of Flatulent Gentlemen / Zen and the Complete Confusion of Modern Car Maintenance / Taking a (hippie) dive / Jesus Loves You, Karma Doesn't C.C.C.P., 2003/08/14
Capital of Nasty - Volume VIII, Issue 12 - Landlords / Sex and the Condom / The article that is so totally awesome / The hard sell of low tactics / Dead Trees in the Dirty Ground C.C.C.P., 2003/09/01
Capital of Nasty - Volume VIII, Issue 13 - Mister Mugs Has Been Found / Girls Gone Vile / Eat Healthy, Die Anyway / Feline in the Fields / The Rise and Fall of the Houseman C.C.C.P., 2003/09/15
Capital of Nasty - Volume VIII, Issue 14 - Show Me Your Nu-cu-lers and I'll Show You Mine / Random Observations / Gutful Wonders / The Aftermath / It's 2003, Do You Know Where Your Beliefs Are? C.C.C.P., 2003/10/06
Capital of Nasty - Volume VIII, Issue 15 - Supermarket Bitch / Next stop, Crackville Central / I Hate The Man In Salesman / Jackie Chan made me Cry / Story Time C.C.C.P., 2003/10/20
Capital of Nasty - Volume VIII, Issue 16 - Matrix Convolutions: A Review / You Know You're Getting Old When / Filing down in the Black Lodge / Kill Bill: Volume One / Story Time II C.C.C.P., 2003/11/17
Capital of Nasty - Volume VIII, Issue 17 - Jesus makes a deal with Corporate Santa / Adventures of the Educational Kind / Lie low, Fly high / Feeling Invalidated / Story Time III C.C.C.P., 2003/12/22
Capital of Nasty - Volume IX, Issue 1 - The Space Between / A Man's Survival Guide to Dating / The Misadventure of Hope / CCD-emons / Dreams C.C.C.P., 2004/01/05
Capital of Nasty - Volume IX, Issue 2 - Dunkin' Donuts / Revisionist History / Rolo 1:2 Memoirs of the Office Bitch / The University Experience / I Tried, Dad C.C.C.P., 2004/01/26
Capital of Nasty - Volume IX, Issue 3 - The Art of Picking Up / My Mother is Almost Online / I can hear everything / So You Want to Go and Teach in Japan / Observational Drivel on Shin Captain Tsubasa C.C.C.P., 2004/02/16
Capital of Nasty - Volume IX, Issue 4 - Are we just nuts? / Who's your daddy? Gojira! / How to reach Enlightenment / Nothing says "I love you" like Subway / Movie Review: 50 First Dates C.C.C.P., 2004/03/02
Capital of Nasty - Volume IX, Issue 5 - Relationships / People I Dislike / Old loves die hard / Why I hate being Fifteen / Field Report from Organic Man C.C.C.P., 2004/03/22
Capital of Nasty - Volume IX, Issue 6 - To Be a Conformist, or To Be a Conformist? / Skid Marks Not Included / Internet Dating / History According to Gretchen / Hell Boy and its Big Let Down C.C.C.P., 2004/04/19
Capital of Nasty - Volume IX, Issue 7 - Hey Earth! Smoking is Good for You! / Sex / An open letter to the jerk who kicked me on the subway yesterday / Getting Hitched / Everything I Needed to Know in Life, I Learned From Scorpius C.C.C.P., 2004/06/22
Capital of Nasty - Volume IX, Issue 8 - Apostrophic Alliteration / Putting the "Die" back in "Diet" / The Split / Why the Internet Sucks / Off Its Hinges C.C.C.P., 2004/07/21
Capital of Nasty - Volume IX, Issue 9 - On Dating South Asian / Four Things to do Before Elections / The Vampire-Loser / Banffology / Story Time IV C.C.C.P., 2004/09/20
Capital of Nasty - Volume IX, Issue 10 - A Letter to Santa / How to Build your own Trebuchet / On Interpol's Listing / Joys of Retirement / Beaten with the Measuring Stick C.C.C.P., 2004/12/07
Capital of Nasty - Volume X, Issue 1 - Tao Shielding / Why they don't call / Me on Smoking / My Medium / Eulogy to a Little Red Tercel C.C.C.P., 2005/02/01
Capital of Nasty - Volume X, Issue 2 - How to make a Long Distance Relationship Work / How to pick up at the bar / the lonely planet twenty questions / Ah, sweet recognition / Me on the womb... C.C.C.P., 2005/03/25
Capital of Nasty - Volume X, Issue 3 - Robin Hood House: A sotry of Vern / Breakup Recovery in Six Easy Steps! / I Wanted to be Invisible / dear grandpa / Me on houses... C.C.C.P., 2005/04/21
Capital of Nasty - Volume X, Issue 4 - Dead American soldiers now worth $100,000 / I Need a Stupid Job / The World We Live In / My Arranged Marriage / Odyssey of the Vault Dweller C.C.C.P., 2005/05/24
Capital of Nasty - Volume X, Issue 5 - Moneyball / The Story of Geoffrey / the meaning of life... / Why I Hate Being Sixteen / Dinner with Mr. Hu C.C.C.P., 2005/07/18
Capital of Nasty - Volume X, Issue 6 - About a lucky man who made the grade / Waiting for Justice / Shortcomings / No Good Deed / A Summary of Attempted Dating and Associated Insanity C.C.C.P., 2005/08/23
Capital of Nasty - Volume X, Issue 7 - Blasted Pussies / Peep Show for the Monster / How to successfully get your DRINK ON! / pill pop culture / A Sure Cure C.C.C.P., 2005/10/10
Capital of Nasty - Volume X, Issue 8 - Crazy in Love / "Love and Lust in the Age of Mechanical Introduction" / A Race for Rats / Ruining Boba Fett 2 / Gentrification C.C.C.P., 2005/11/28
Capital of Nasty - Volume X, Issue 9 - Surfing in Berlin / Searching For Clues / prop master to the stars / Santa's Answering Service / My Grandmother the Nazi C.C.C.P., 2005/12/31
Capital of Nasty - Volume XI, Issue 1 - Do you hear the music? / SAVE FRANCES BEAN! / Distinct things I remember from my childhood / people suck / In Defense of Anime and Anime Enthusiasts--A Treatise C.C.C.P., 2006/01/31
Capital of Nasty - Volume XI, Issue 2 - CoN - nasty at the CeBIT / Dr. Rigs is an Asshole / Finding "The One" / Debbie in love / CRAZY DIAMOND C.C.C.P., 2006/04/04
Capital of Nasty - Volume XI, Issue 3 - Turkish Love Story / Why We Watch Windows / On Dating Turkish / Magick 101 / My Friend Al C.C.C.P., 2006/08/02
Capital of Nasty - Volume XII, Issue 1 - How To Make a Baby / Claim / Robin Hood House: The Hobe / Midnight Observations of a Coffee Addict / A guide to university professor types C.C.C.P., 2007/03/14
Capital of Nasty - Volume XII, Issue 2 - Editorial / Facebook / A Thought on the Modern Computing / The Nature of Love / Why there will never be a Web 3.0 C.C.C.P., 2007/12/17
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