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This is a collection of some of the lame/stupid/funny/etc. mail
that I have recieved, regarding the Whacked Mac Archives. Unfortunatly
alot of the good stuff was lost recently due to a hard drive crash
which is one of the reasons I decided to start this collection.
I'll be adding to it over time as more of this crazy mail comes
in. It is provided here, in chronological order, for your ammusement
and as an example of what NOT to send as mail lest you be added to the list. I have made no
changes to the letters except for the email names or other identification
means. I have left the domain names alone so you can see where
the majority of them come from. Enjoy.
I really want to be a hacker or cracker what ever you know my
Lemme guess, you just rented Hackers didn't you?
WhAt Th3 FuX RoNg wItH tH3 fTp S3Rv3r ???
NuTin. WhAt iS RoNg w|t U? O 5h|T! \/\/ |-| /\ T |s \/\/Ro|\|g
w1T |\/|e? ARRRGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Feeeww, I almost got infected
there. That was close. Jeez I hope there are no lasting side aff3ct5.
It is stored in a jar of phormaldhyde in a locked safe deep in
the basement of the National Science Foundation. It is stored
there for study in the future when we will have the technology
to understand it.
From: Tennessee Williams
Thank you for bringing this to my attention. I would have never
realized that the user limit was to low, or that the site was
to slow unless you had mentioned it. Thank you so much. I am indebted
to you forever.
Could you please tell me how to download the files from the FTP
Ahhhh, try clicking your mouse where it says 'FTP'.
I was woundering if you had or if you could please make a decimel
p.s. if your going to send any files could you please e-mail them
What the hell are you talking about? A decimal hacker? What the
hell is that? Might you possibly be confused with binary? And
dude you need a real account if you have to go through that mess
to recieve files. They must have some pretty good dope down under,
sounds like you've smoked quite a bit of it.
I'm pretty good at hacking shareware codes... but AOL is harder.
Yeah, AOL is wicked hard man. I don't know of anyone who has hacked
it yet. Good luck man.
Ok what this mail message comes down to is, i want information
You just don't get it do you?
Your Spelling Sucks.
Thanks. I ame to pleze.
CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHERE ANY MAC WAREZ ROOMS ARE??? I WOULD GREATLY
Warning: You have ventured beyond the walls of AOL. If you do
not return to AOL immediatly you will be shot! This will be your
i can't find your files i look and look and look,but i still cant
God damn, How many times do I have to say it, STOP USING NETSCAPE!
Yes, the Virii will infect your system the second you insert the
CD or download the files. jeez. They are COMPRESSED!
call me a retard,but i can't find the files of WMA and i tried
for a really
Ok, your a retard.
From: Fake Merrill
where are all the files i cant find any
On the autumnal equinox the moons light will shine through the
hole in the rocks and guide you to the files.
Please Help ME!!!!
And how exactly should I do that?
i love you you are so cool but are you fat
Yeah, I've been meaning to excersise.
From: Lane Nimrod
I have had your www site on my bookmark list for about a year
-I submit that the answer to both of those questions is a resounding
-ace miller the lady killer
Yeah, you discovered my secret. Its all a front. A secret plot
to take over the world. Mwahahahaha.
I WANT TO LEARN HOW TO HACK!!!!!!
Thanks for sharing.
would u happen to lknow where i can get something that turns my
Try Radio Shack.
CAN YOU SEND me a hacker program for mac that you can Make fake acounts or make virusis!!! Please reply~!!!! oh yeah Do you have any fake accounts for any thing??????!!
Just call us "Fake Accounts R Us"
Date: Sun, 30 Jun 1996 07:09:10 -0700
can you guys please send me somethin like a hacker startin kit
or tell me how to start to hack.
Sure, the starter kit is located on the FTP site, jeeezz.
Date: Sat, 29 Jun 1996 22:05:12 -0700
hay Space Rogue,
He is : 12 and has a brother (Chris)[older] and a sister (sabrina)
Hmmm, maybe I should charge him for this service? bwahahaha
Maybe you can help...
Is there any doc that decribes how to hack html passwords?
Ahhhh, HTML is a language, it doesn't have passwords.
ARE YOU HACKERS???
You need more than help dude.
From: Lance Diode
this kinda sucks because u can only have 3 users get more
Let me run down to the corner store and buy some for you.
I am new here. I am interested in hacking and I don'y know much.
I wondered if you could tell me what I need to know and tell me
how to get telnet. Please write back explaining this to me. Thanks.
How to get telnet? Yeah, you are new.
how do i get it?
From: Some guy
Sorry to bug you, but what's a DNS?
Notice the date in the previous message. Me thinks he needs a
Could you please tell me what a war dialer is?
The Truth is Out There
You mean some people have never seen War Games ?
From: "Ah Huh"
ton thad be cool just wundering if this iz even going to
Congratulations. How did I become the very first E_Mail this guy
I am going on vacation the first week of April and desperately
How does Mac software = fake ID's?
I am not the usual lamer that asks for programs. I am not even
You sure sound like the usual lamer to me.
OH i had got in...just knocked out! You know it was so cool! I
Ummm, yeah. Dude, go smoke something. Chill, OK?
if i like some of them i'll give u money for more stuff
Yeah, we can do biz. Meet me in the alley at midnight.
please send me some hacking stuff for mac...
Does this look like Taco Bell?
I have looked at the MAC files, but how do you download them?
That would be
I guess most people don't realize that there is a helava lot more
to the net than Netscape.
I can never access your ftp...anyway where could I access the
If you really did learn quickly you wouldn't be sending this E_Mail.
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