6:30 PM to 8 PM BrainwashingDrama
Keep doing what you're told. Electronic HeroinLifestyle
Get your fix of cathode-ray junk.
We know you'll watch, you've
been hooked since childhood. TV MutantsChildren
Why is your child so stupid?
Tune in and find out! Turn Off Your TVGame
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8:30 PM to 9 PM Blah Blah HahaComedy
Let the laugh track think for you.
Just laugh when we tell you to. Blah blah BlahSports
Utterly pointless! Blah blah blaCrap
Watch it to the x-treme. blah my blalls. . .
Sad rubbish! Ad Infinitum. . .
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